I don't give a fuck about a lot of things but one thing I do give a fuck about is sweet tea vodka. My bullshit ass hood liquor store finally joined the rest of of the fucking world & put this elixor of the Gods into rotation & I'm happier than a pig in shit. I'm in a happier world when sweet tea vodka is part of it.
Drunken blogging about the virtues of sweet tea vodka is not the sign of a warped mind, but rather a sign of one of the few things that make me happy. Like snow days. Bring on the blizzard bitches because I'm good to fucking go. I've got sweet tea vodka & doritos so let's gooooooo!
Fuck. It. All.
